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Fly out of Genoa

They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.

It's called Genitalia.

10/07/10 · 0 comentarios · Autor: dasha ·

President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the American President cried, "My people's favourite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!" "Bill, da Canadian pipple would be 'appy to do anyt'ing wit'in der power to 'elp you," replied the Prime Minister. "I do need your help," said Clinton. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?" "Certainment! I get right on it!" said Chretien. "Oh, and one more small favour, please?" said Clinton. "Oui?" "Could the condoms be red, white & blue in colour, at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" said Clinton. "No problem," replied the Prime Minister and, with that, Chretien hung up and called the President of Trojan Condoms. "I need a favour, you got to make 1,000,000 condoms right away and send 'dem to Hamerica." "Consider it done," said the President of Trojan. "Great! Now listen, dey hab to be bleu, blanc et rouge in colour; at least 10" long and 4" in diameter." "Easily done. Anything else?" "Yah," said the Prime Minister, "an' print 'MADE IN CANADA, SIZE MEDIUM' on each one."

10/07/10 · 0 comentarios · Autor: dasha ·

I saw a pen in a store the other day...

I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at it cause it was prettier than most. The clerk said, "It's made in Germany". I said, "That's too bad, I can't use it then". The clerk said, "What's the matter? You don't like German pens?" I said, "No. I just never learned to write German."

10/07/10 · 0 comentarios · Autor: dasha ·

An American tourist is visiting China...

An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inquire about the people and askes his guide: "How large is the population here?" "Around 1.5 billion" -- the guide answers American, After a short pause: "So, what else do you do here?"

10/07/10 · 0 comentarios · Autor: dasha ·

Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye...

Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from Barra, but anyway..) went to study at an English university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other students there. After he had been there a month, his mother came to visit him (no doubt carrying reinforcements of tatties, salt herring, oatmeal and whisky).

"And how do you find the English students, Donald?" she asked.

"Mother," he replied, "they're such terrible, noisy people. The one on that side keeps banging his head on the wall and won't stop. The one on the other side screams and screams all night."

"Oh Donald! How do you manage to put up with these awful noisy English neighbours?"

"Mother, I do nothing. I just ignore them. I just stay here quietly, playing my bagpipes."

10/07/10 · 0 comentarios · Autor: dasha ·

An American was waiting on a London street corner...

An American was waiting on a London street corner. An attractive English girl was passing by when a gust of wind blew her dress above her waist. "A bit airy, isn't it?" remarked the American. Hearing this, the Cockney girl replied indignantly, "'Ell yes! What did you expect - feathers?!"

10/07/10 · 0 comentarios · Autor: dasha ·

Australia...

Australia. Where men are real men And sheep are scared shitless

And where the term 'Going Down Under' means something entirely different

10/07/10 · 0 comentarios · Autor: dasha ·

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Fly out of Genoa

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I saw a pen in a store the other day...

An American tourist is visiting China...

Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye...

An American was waiting on a London street corner...

Australia...

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